Want to make your brain and your funny bone tingle? These funny riddles are the perfect blend of smart wordplay and crazy jokes. These riddles will make you grin, whether you want to trick your pals or just have a good laugh.
Contents
1–10: Short and Silly
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What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield. -
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! -
What room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom. -
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. -
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. -
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel. -
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. -
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
11–20: Brain-Tickling Chuckles
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs! -
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta. -
Why was the broom late?
It swept in. -
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window. -
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music. -
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! -
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock. -
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. -
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite. -
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
21–30: Punny Riddles
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy. -
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match. -
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated. -
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. -
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt! -
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot. -
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. -
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory. -
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
It wasn’t peeling well. -
Why can’t your hand be 11 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot too!
31–40: For Kids and Kids at Heart
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What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle.Related: 100 Cool and Unique Gaming Names to Level Up Your Identity
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M. -
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb. -
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck. -
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion. -
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes. -
What can travel all around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp. -
What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
A joke. -
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey. -
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
41–50: Witty Twists
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What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot. -
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved. -
Why did the computer visit the doctor?
It had a virus. -
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age. -
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish. -
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future. -
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash. -
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. -
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will let it go! -
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Final Thoughts
Riddles are a fun way to get some laughs and give your brain a little exercise at the same time. You can share these with your friends, challenge your family, or store them for your next game night.
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Questions and Answers
Q1: Are these riddles good for kids?
Yes! All 50 puzzles are safe for families and kids of all ages to do.
Q2: Are these riddles good for a party or a classroom?
Of course! These riddles are fun for parties, icebreakers, school activities, or just to make people chuckle.
Q3: Are the puzzles simple or hard?
Most of the riddles are short and easy, which makes them great for having fun with friends. Some can be a little harder to make your brain work a little harder!
Q4: What’s the difference between a joke and a riddle?
A riddle is a question or remark that is meant to confuse or make you laugh, sometimes with a creative twist. A joke usually has a punchline that is more direct. These puzzles mix both techniques to make them more fun!
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Disclaimer: These riddles are meant purely for entertainment. They are family-friendly and lighthearted, but please use discretion when sharing in different groups to ensure everyone enjoys them.
